
One is up.
It has thirteen minutes to find a bid.Then things move quickly. ↓

Doodad
#001
First bid cuts the clock to 30 seconds. Late bids add 15. It cannot run past 75.
What do they do?
Good question. Each Doodad is assembled from knobs, boxes, vents and other suspiciously useful parts. Whatever the job is, nobody wrote it down.




A little
impatient.
Sitting there
No bid yet. The Doodad waits.
Someone noticed
First bid lands. The long clock is gone.
Still arguing
A late bid adds fifteen seconds.
That's enough
Hard stop. Winner gets it. No bid means it vanishes.
No hidden cupboard.
SupplyThere are 1,000 possible slots. An ignored slot disappears. Nobody can make another batch.
SequenceOne slot is active at a time. Once a slot is resolved, the contract only moves forward.
ControlsNo pause button, upgrade key, reveal switch or adjustable clock after launch.
ArtworkEvery image and its metadata are generated onchain. No media server or replacement URI.
For contract readers OPEN NOTES +
The contracts publish a four-part reviewer statement covering issuance, the auction clock, settlement, artwork permanence and administrative reach.
The statements are navigation aids. Deployed bytecode and verified source remain the authority.
No roll call.
There is no official group chat to feed, posting calendar to fill, or weekly assignment. If a Doodad ends up with you, name it, remix it, animate it, print it—or park it quietly on your shelf.
OPEN THE SHELF →Go ahead.
Take it apart.
Copy it, redraw it, sell it, animate it, put it on a shirt, or give it a much-needed instruction manual.